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Movies Again
Mar. 17th, 2006 09:15 amDear Hollywood,
There are these people called "writers" and people called "screenwriters."
Many of them are poor, and many of them would like to write for you for a living.
You are free, at any time, to use thier services. Many of them are begging to have you use thier services.
It is not nesscary to remake every movie ever made, and turn ever TV series ever made into a movie.
Seriously, stop.
Also, I demand the following people no longer work, or work only under certian conditions:
Joel Schumacher: Seriously, just brick him up in a wall a la Poe.
M. Night Shyamalan: I like The Six Sense too, but get over this one-hit-wonder PLEASE. He may be allowed to direct at times if he must, but for the love of GOD STOP LETTING HIM WRITE HIS OWN SCRIPTS. *Pukes* Stop him!
George Lucas: May not direct anything with a budget over one million dollars plus film, equipment, and processing costs. And he is hereby forbidden from editing anything after it is released.
Steven Spielberg: Will hereby be put on suspention until he decides whether he's a good director or a hack because there seems to be a pendulum thing going and he swings back and fourth between the two.
There are these people called "writers" and people called "screenwriters."
Many of them are poor, and many of them would like to write for you for a living.
You are free, at any time, to use thier services. Many of them are begging to have you use thier services.
It is not nesscary to remake every movie ever made, and turn ever TV series ever made into a movie.
Seriously, stop.
Also, I demand the following people no longer work, or work only under certian conditions:
Joel Schumacher: Seriously, just brick him up in a wall a la Poe.
M. Night Shyamalan: I like The Six Sense too, but get over this one-hit-wonder PLEASE. He may be allowed to direct at times if he must, but for the love of GOD STOP LETTING HIM WRITE HIS OWN SCRIPTS. *Pukes* Stop him!
George Lucas: May not direct anything with a budget over one million dollars plus film, equipment, and processing costs. And he is hereby forbidden from editing anything after it is released.
Steven Spielberg: Will hereby be put on suspention until he decides whether he's a good director or a hack because there seems to be a pendulum thing going and he swings back and fourth between the two.
