Harry Potter Muses

Dear Cedric,

I'm very sorry you're dead. I'm also very sorry that whenever you want to try and turn up in a story I have to remind you that you're dead. (Very Eddie Izzard: "You were dead at the time!")

HOWEVER, helping Myrtle flood her girl's bathroom... now that's just childish.

Now that's hardly behavior fitting of a late Hogwarts Champion. What would Dumbledore say?

Dumbledore, stop splashing.

In fact, all deceased (Or possibly deceased) Harry Potter characters please leave the girl's bathroom right now. Most of you aren't even ghosts.

(X-posted from note_to_muse)