Fan Fiction
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crowwitchHome sick so I write silly nonsense.
Title: Watching the Watchmen
Author: Me
Genre: Parody
Disclaimer: I am not Alan Moore, no money is being made, no lawsuit please.
Summery: Taking the Watchmen premise of taking the concept of superheroes and putting them in a real world setting, I've gone one step further and put the Watchmen in the real world. Here, the real characters that the book and subsequent movie were based on, attend their own movie premiere. Chaos ensues.
Ozymandias: Smile for the cameras everybody.
Silk Spectre: How did he talk us into this? Dan, I want to go home.
Night Owl: Don’t worry. Once we’re inside everything will be find. Hey, Veidt, can we move things along?
Ozymandias: All in good time. It all comes with the territory. Besides, we already designated your charities. If you go, they loose.
Silk Spectre: Fine.
The Comedian: Hey everybody! The star of the movie is here!
Silk Spectre: Oh dear god…
Dr. Manhattan: How does the fact that your death was a principal plot point make you the star?
Ozymandias: Besides, the heroic attempt to bring about world peace by my comic book counterpart was much more important in emphasizing the author’s themes…
The Comedian: Oh come off it, you blew up New York City with a giant squid.
Ozymandias: I did not. It was an entirely new life form!
The Comedian: It was a squid.
Ozymandias: I had collected the finest creative minds…
The Comedian: Still a squid.
Ozymandias: It had a mind that produced a psychic shockwave…
The Comedian: (To a reporter) That’s S-Q-U…
Night Owl: I’ve been wondering. Why did you agree to have your character be such a heavy anyway?
Ozymandias: Because, my dear, every child with a Batman action figure needs a Joker to go with it. The principal here is quite the same.
Night Owl: But that doesn’t make any sense. I mean, Laurie’s action figure sold better than yours.
Ozymandias: Yes, that is true. But sadly mine did not have a Veidt Trade Mark Feel ‘o Flesh action bosom.
Silk Spectre: What! You didn’t tell me that!
Ozymandias: I sent you a prototype.
Silk Spectre: Yes, but I didn’t FEEL IT UP!
Ozymandias: Bloody Hell, I did.
Night Owl: Me too.
The Comedian: And me.
Silk Spectre: Ew!
The Comedian: Didn’t you have a feel, Blue Man Group?
Dr. Manhattan: Well… from a molecular stand point they were… well I mean their atomic structure was nothing like… okay yeah I totally felt the toy boobies. They were awesome.
Silk Spectre: I hate all of you. (She leaves for the darkness of the theatre)
Night Owl: Laurie, wait! (He follows)
The Comedian: This isn’t working out.
Dr. Manhattan: I agree. The improvement to our public image based on this appearance is nominal.
Ozymandias: Oh hush, both of you. The more visible we are…
The Comedian: The less socially functional we appear to the public?
Ozymandias: Be quiet, I’m warning you..
The Comedian: Oh! He threatened me! He might be armed! Someone, please, check him for invertebrates!
Dr. Manhattan: Including Rorschach was poor planning.
Ozymandias: Why do you say that?
Dr. Manhattan: All of the paparazzi have broken fingers.
Paparazzi Reporter: YEAAHHHHH!
Rorschach: Will… not… be on… TMZ…
And if anyone cares, my FF.net account is http://www.fanfiction.net/~victorianbeauty
I've got some Twilight parodies, some X-men stuff, and some Harry Potter stuff, among others.
Title: Watching the Watchmen
Author: Me
Genre: Parody
Disclaimer: I am not Alan Moore, no money is being made, no lawsuit please.
Summery: Taking the Watchmen premise of taking the concept of superheroes and putting them in a real world setting, I've gone one step further and put the Watchmen in the real world. Here, the real characters that the book and subsequent movie were based on, attend their own movie premiere. Chaos ensues.
Ozymandias: Smile for the cameras everybody.
Silk Spectre: How did he talk us into this? Dan, I want to go home.
Night Owl: Don’t worry. Once we’re inside everything will be find. Hey, Veidt, can we move things along?
Ozymandias: All in good time. It all comes with the territory. Besides, we already designated your charities. If you go, they loose.
Silk Spectre: Fine.
The Comedian: Hey everybody! The star of the movie is here!
Silk Spectre: Oh dear god…
Dr. Manhattan: How does the fact that your death was a principal plot point make you the star?
Ozymandias: Besides, the heroic attempt to bring about world peace by my comic book counterpart was much more important in emphasizing the author’s themes…
The Comedian: Oh come off it, you blew up New York City with a giant squid.
Ozymandias: I did not. It was an entirely new life form!
The Comedian: It was a squid.
Ozymandias: I had collected the finest creative minds…
The Comedian: Still a squid.
Ozymandias: It had a mind that produced a psychic shockwave…
The Comedian: (To a reporter) That’s S-Q-U…
Night Owl: I’ve been wondering. Why did you agree to have your character be such a heavy anyway?
Ozymandias: Because, my dear, every child with a Batman action figure needs a Joker to go with it. The principal here is quite the same.
Night Owl: But that doesn’t make any sense. I mean, Laurie’s action figure sold better than yours.
Ozymandias: Yes, that is true. But sadly mine did not have a Veidt Trade Mark Feel ‘o Flesh action bosom.
Silk Spectre: What! You didn’t tell me that!
Ozymandias: I sent you a prototype.
Silk Spectre: Yes, but I didn’t FEEL IT UP!
Ozymandias: Bloody Hell, I did.
Night Owl: Me too.
The Comedian: And me.
Silk Spectre: Ew!
The Comedian: Didn’t you have a feel, Blue Man Group?
Dr. Manhattan: Well… from a molecular stand point they were… well I mean their atomic structure was nothing like… okay yeah I totally felt the toy boobies. They were awesome.
Silk Spectre: I hate all of you. (She leaves for the darkness of the theatre)
Night Owl: Laurie, wait! (He follows)
The Comedian: This isn’t working out.
Dr. Manhattan: I agree. The improvement to our public image based on this appearance is nominal.
Ozymandias: Oh hush, both of you. The more visible we are…
The Comedian: The less socially functional we appear to the public?
Ozymandias: Be quiet, I’m warning you..
The Comedian: Oh! He threatened me! He might be armed! Someone, please, check him for invertebrates!
Dr. Manhattan: Including Rorschach was poor planning.
Ozymandias: Why do you say that?
Dr. Manhattan: All of the paparazzi have broken fingers.
Paparazzi Reporter: YEAAHHHHH!
Rorschach: Will… not… be on… TMZ…
And if anyone cares, my FF.net account is http://www.fanfiction.net/~victorianbeauty
I've got some Twilight parodies, some X-men stuff, and some Harry Potter stuff, among others.
