Arrrrrrrr

Avast, ye rogues and wenches! It be talk like a pirate day.

I be a wonderin' if the lubbers down at work, be a lettin' me talk this way on the calls with the lubbers who have their heads in their poop decks, and canna be fixin' their own cell phones.

But, I be havin' me doubts.

Scurvy dogs.