Somebody Spank Me
Dec. 16th, 2005 08:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crowwitch Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} cantspell (-5000 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole violatedjoy's purse (30 points). In August I helped betterthansushi across the street (6 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In October I donated bone marrow to wikdsushi in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4672 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
Ok, I just thought that was the funniest opening sentence to a santa letter ever.
