LOL this amused me! Gail, you win.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
DarlingFreak's House (TNN, 6:30): DarlingFreak (Buster Keaton) breaks talamh_sidhe (Christopher Lloyd)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. That night, gfish (Roger Moore) accidentally breaks dollshouse (Annette Funicello)'s water bottle. Also, a_case_of_you (Mary-Kate Olsen) takes hugedessert (Milla Jovovich) bowling. That same day, saint_nikko (Joshua Jackson) and elizasnape (Sally Field) raise gooses. The week after, agonystar (Tom Cruise) hits on kashuarashi (Elizabeth Hurley)'s co-worker. Presented in HDTV.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)